Green and white ceramic carafe with a spout and handle, against a matching green background. Text reads: 'This carafe never held any coffee.'

DEAD PARENTs’ THINGS

Two red dice with white dots, overlaid with the text "ART IS STUPID" on a teal background.

DUMB LUCK (ART IS STUPID)

Red candy heart with the words "I WANT YOU" engraved.

WANTS

Close-up of a silver thimble on a beige background with the word 'PRICK' below.

CAPITALISM IS FUN

Gray rock with the word "SUPERFLUOUS" on a red background.

SAD STONES

Artistic composition featuring a sink stopper with chain on a turquoise background, overlaid with the word 'perverted' in white text.

bad thingS

Close-up of a glass marble with a pink swirl design on a black background.

lost my marbleS

White plastic coffee cup lid with "Caution Contents Hot" message printed on it, centered on a black background.

one and dones

Crumpled white paper suspended in mid-air against a dark background

ups and downs

Close-up of a white dandelion seed head against a dark background.

FUCKING WEEDS

Close-up of a clover flower in low-light, monochrome setting with dark background.

PLAINTIVE PLANTS

Black and white image of a buffalo with large curved horns and a bird perched on its back, set in a natural landscape.

STUFFED ANIMALS